Yup, Randy’s now selling flip-flops that bear his campaign logo, along with many other odd items. Check them out!
The campaign sells these for only $20 from its website (which now labels them as “sandals”). His history of stance switcheroos makes this item rather hypocritical for the campaign to offer these flip flops, though.
The campaign calls this item, available for $15, the “NSA Spy Cam Blocker.” According to the conspiracy fearists at RandPaul.com:
“That little front facing camera on your laptop or tablet can be a window for the world to see you - whether you know it or not!”
Who needs “Beats by Dre” when you can get them right from Paul himself? (Consumer alert: any beats produced by these earphones may be to an entirely different drummer.)
These lovely wineglasses ($40 for two) aren’t the items that many of Paul’s supporters would presumably hope for, but he’s not offering any bongs, either. Just like his dad, Rand Paul only uses a legal marijuana argument in promotion of states’ rights, hoping to reel in younger generations to his NeoConfederate, state-superiority stances. (He does support medical use of marijuana, and believes prison sentences for possession should be reduced; he’s never called for legalization, though.)
Floor mats for your car? Decorated with an “I stand with Rand” logo? That you will put your feet on while you're seated in the vehicle? Can somebody explain this one, please?
Whoever decided to decorate it with the campaign logo apparently forgot one key term used in this bag-tossing game. If your bean bag hits the board but doesn’t touch the hole, it’s called a “cow pie” – the same term used for smelly bullsh*t (of which Paul’s campaign reeks).
This “Don’t Drone Me, Bro!” t-shirt exemplifies another Paul flip-flop. In March 2013, he filibustered against appointment of a new CIA chief for 13 hours, claiming now-director John Brennan would use spying drones against U.S. citizens. Only one month later, though, Paul told Fox News he supported use of drones.
“If someone comes out of a liquor store with a weapon and $50 in cash, I don’t care if a drone kills him or policeman kills him(.)”
He’s soft. He keeps you warm. He wants to wrap himself around you. And you can get this blankie (listed to be “Rand Woven”) for only $75!
Yes, Rand wants to sell you an autographed copy of the U.S. Constitution!