But only a rare gem can be a "2015 RNC Charter Gold Card Member." Only true good guys like ... ME.
That's right. Delivered to this Rob-servations email address was a message from the RNC, telling how yours truly was "nominated" to join their elite group. (Translation: "somehow your address wound up on our mail list, so we're sending you the same fund-raising junk we send everyone else.")
But that's not the best of it. Turns out I'm one of a "select few party leaders," too!
Here's the entire email:
How does it cost $45 to make 34 phone calls? Ever hear of that "free long distance" thing everyone has nowadays? Shoot, you can buy a phone for less than that, even.
And if RNC claims that phone calls cost so much ($1.32/call), then how can they train 180 folks for only $135? Are they that cheap (just 75 cents apiece)? Well, the representation from that party is notably cheap, okay - I'll give you that.
UPDATE: 5 p.m. 5/30
RNC sent me *another* message about this.