While that might be restrictive on you dames, it certainly gives us guys some leverage. We now have a license to cheat on our wives! With no problem! And no religious guilt, either!
And how does that give men an a-okay to cheat on their wives and sleep with other women? Because at the same time a man becomes subject to erectile dysfunction, his wife is no longer capable of pregnancy!
Here are the facts:
Stop complaining, women – quit your whining and go wash the dishes. I mean, what the hell else can we do?
Come to think of it, we should probably marry those younger babes we can now morally mess around with, too! Polygamy! And I’m sure Hobby Lobby will approve – even the Supreme Court in a future ruling. Go on and read your Bible about Abraham, Caleb, Ezra, David, Gideon, Esau and the many others who had multiple wives. Don’t mess with our religious freedom as men across the country join up with that multiple-wife wing of the Mormon faith!
Yeah, yeah, yeah – we already know that a majority of women taking birth control (58 percent) do so for reasons other than pregnancy prevention, such as anemia, endometriosis, migraines, and even dermatology, which those medications also treat. But so what? Get back in the kitchen, girls.
Don’t come between a man and his medication-enabled, Hobby Lobby-supported, Supreme Court-allowed infidelity.