But only a rare gem can be a "2015 RNC Charter Gold Card Member." Only true good guys like ... ME.
That's right. Delivered to this Rob-servations email address was a message from the RNC, telling how yours truly was "nominated" to join their elite group. (Translation: "somehow your address wound up on our mail list, so we're sending you the same fund-raising junk we send everyone else.")
But that's not the best of it. Turns out I'm one of a "select few party leaders," too!