We don't need another politician, we need a businessman like Mr. Trump!
But even The Donald has some catching up to do to near the notoriety of The Worm. Even his recent cheap shots at Lindsey Graham – even his discriminatory comments against Mexicans – can’t hold a candle to Rodman’s record. Please recall:
1) The Domestic Violence
2) The Other Legal Violations
3) The Faith Attacks
It’s difficult to get in sync because of all the (expletive deleted) Mormons out here. And you can quote me on that.
4) The Crotch-Kick Suspension
That wasn’t Rodman’s first and only incident of on-the-court violence, either. One year prior, he was suspended and fined for head-butting a referee.
And who can forget …
5) The North Korean Communist Connection
So if The Donald wants to accept this endorsement, then he’s got some catching-up to do with The Worm. To maintain their similarities, he just needs to get drunk, hit a woman, kick a man, badmouth some religion, then go hang out with communists. Hey, if Trump wants to stay even with Rodman, who just endorsed him, then The Donald should attempt the same missteps The Worm got away with.