Dr. Chris Lamb, a professor of Communication at the College of Charleston, composed the following entry that recently appeared on OpEdNews

If no budget deal is reached between Congress and President Barack Obama by the end of the year, the United States will face what Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke described as "a massive fiscal cliff of large spending cuts and tax increases."

We know the seriousness of this situation because no news program goes more than 10 minutes without telling us the seriousness of the situation.

The closest historical precedence for anything like the "fiscal cliff" is found in the 1984 movie, "Ghostbusters" -- when the ghostbusters inform the mayor of New York that the city is threatened by a disaster of biblical proportions:

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

Dr. Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr. Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes . . .

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

The news media have told us that the failure to avoid the fiscal cliff will result in--and make no mistake about it--a serious situation. They've reported that there will be an immediate tax increase on most earners and massive cuts to government programs, the defense budget, and Medicare.

But this is just the stuff they're telling us. Could it mean the end of the world? It might just be worse than that.

Here is a partial list of what will happen if Congress and the president don't agree to a budget deal before January 1, 2013.

-- The United States will convert to the metric system.

-- Replacement refs will return to the National Football League.

-- Congress will repeal the laws of gravity, leaving thousands of other bills up in the air.

-- The National Anthem will change from the "Star-Spangled Banner" to "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight."

-- Hours will have 61 - minutes.

-- All prime-time television programs will be required to include at least one appearance by a member of the Kardashian family.

-- Cell phones will only work in South Dakota.

-- Supreme Court justices will exchange their traditional robes for hoodies, low-rider jeans, tank tops, and doo rags and write their decisions in rap.

-- The letter "e" will be removed from the alphabt.

-- You will only be able to buy shoes for left feet and socks for right feet.

-- Olivia Newton-John will marry former major league pitcher Tommy John, divorce him, marry singer Wayne Newton, divorce him and then marry chef Jamie Oliver. She will become Olivia Newton-John-John-Newton-Oliver.

-- Texting will end, forcing millions of Americans to talk to each other.

-- Texas and Arizona will be returned to Mexico, which will then pass repressive anti-immigrant legislation.

-- "Human Sacrifice, Dogs and Cats Living Together . . . Mass Hysteria."



Chris Lamb is a professor of Communication at the College of Charleston in Charleston, SC. His last book was The Sound and Fury of Sarah Palin (Frontline Press). This entry was first posted on OpEdNews, and is included here with Lamb's permission. 


 
 
A federal budget has yet to pass Congress. Having only one more day (Friday, April 8) to do so hasn’t curbed opponents in their disagreements and hasn’t brought agreement to the table, either, meaning that many daily operations of the federal government may have to cease.

As the threat of a government shutdown seems imminent, let’s reflect back on the last time our country faced this circumstance. After all, they’re practically identical.

Pres. Clinton on Nov. 14, 1995:
“Today, as of noon, almost half of the federal government employees are idle. The government is partially shutting down because Congress has failed to pass the straightforward legislation necessary to keep the government running without imposing sharp hikes in Medicare premiums and deep cuts in education and the environment.”

Situation as of April 7, 2011
The Republican majority in the U.S. House of Representatives wants to force through an annual budget that will cut dramatically from educational funding and healthcare, make Medicare unaffordable for many seniors, and come close to shutting down the Environmental Protection Agency.  The same GOP budget proposal from the House extends significant tax breaks and loopholes to top income earners, megacorporations and offshore investments, though.

Pres. Clinton on Nov. 14, 1995:
“It is particularly unfortunate that the Republican Congress has brought us to this juncture because, after all, we share a central goal -- balancing the federal budget. We must lift the burden of debt that threatens the future of our children and grandchildren, and we must free-up money so that the private sector can invest, create jobs, and our economy can continue its healthy growth.”

Situation as of April 7, 2011
Rep. Paul Ryan, the Republican chair of the House’s budget committee, has claimed lowering taxes on wealth and corporations will somehow increase tax revenue. His plan would also over a trillion dollars in services for seniors and children, while increasing taxes on middle class families.

Pres. Clinton on Nov. 14, 1995
“(The House Republicans) sent me legislation that said -- we will only keep the government going, and we will only let it pay its debts if and only if we accept their cuts in Medicare, their cuts in education, their cuts in the environment, and their repeal of 25 years of bipartisan commitments to protect the environment and public health.”

April 7, 2011
Ditto today, and to the same programs. They propose changing Medicare to a voucher system, resulting in dramatic increases in it costs while also reducing its  benefits; they want to reduce educational funding; they want to remove regulations on environmental factors; they want to remove funding from WIC and community health centers; and they want to end funding to the agencies that enforce environmental laws.

And if today’s scenario is so similar to the last time, then we should reflect on what its impact was in ‘95.

Although the November 1995 shutdown lasted only six days, do you know how much it cost us?

About $400 million in revenue, said the IRS. About $400 million in pay to furloughed government employees, too. That’s $800 million in costs over only six days.

And that’s not all of the impact, either: 
  • Approximately 400,000 new Medicare applicants were delayed in getting coverage, and thus delayed in getting needed medical services.
  • Another 112,000 could not get their Social Security claims processed. Another 212,000 couldn’t get new or replacement SS cards.
  • About 160,000 couldn’t get the passports or visas they applied for (which means they couldn’t travel – which means airlines lost millions).
  • Over $800 million in FHA mortgage loans got delayed in processing, meaning over 10,000 low-income Americans were stranded in getting a residence, leaving many on the brink of homelessness.
  • National parks turned away over 2 million visitors, meaning the government could not collect fees for entry, camping, etc. – and stores all around those parks lost business as a result, too.
  • The National Institutes of Health couldn’t accept new patients, and not only did the Centers for Disease Control and Research have to stop its projects, but they couldn’t even answer their phones.
  • Collecting delinquent child support payments was suspended.
  • Work on over 3,500 bankruptcies stopped, leaving both the filers and the companies with claims hanging by a thread.
  • Even services to U.S. veterans ceased.
And that was only for the six-day period of November 14 through 19. Beginning December 16 of that same year, it happened again – and the federal government had to suspend many services until over three weeks later (January 6, 1996).  The federal Office of Management and Budget estimated the total costs of these shutdowns to be $1.4 billion.

And what will it cost us if it happens again?

All the harms from 1995-96 will return, only this time in the current dollar value – and with further impact from current events.

Rescue and fire control teams on national properties will be closed, and during a time South Carolina folks in particular are aware of the risk of forest fires.

No new applications for Social Security or food stamps will be accepted, and during a time when unemployment is still very high, earnings are low, and more seniors are retiring simply because of job loss.  Funding for food stamps will be reduced after the end of the month, too.

And because of its particular tax time occurrence, American citizens will be affected even more on an individual level; the IRS won’t be operating to process their tax refunds.

In addition, both the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Commodity Futures Trading Commission won’t be able to operate, meaning the financial instability of our country will be at further – and unguarded – risk.
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Let’s reflect on the past once again when considering all of the possibilities of shutdown effects – remember, then House Speaker Newt Gingrich was ridiculed nationally after his pursuits.  The events are also credited with securing Clinton’s reelection in 1996, too.

And current speaker John Boehner has been wading in a pool of laughing stock since the last election.

With the current situation carrying a near mirror-image to the last incident, it stands to reason that Boehner will lose, too – and Pres. Obama could very well find the GOP’s latest stab in America’s back to the guarantee to his reelection next year, too.

So if the GOP wants to keep this up - go ahead and do it. But citizens will make sure you regret even more than your party did 15 years ago.

 
 
TogetherNC, a coalition of non-profit organizations and other groups, recently created a video that points out losses the Tar Heel State will have to endure after proposed budget cuts.

And what would be the results if those cuts to the state's education, police, firefighter and health services funds actually go through?

Well, North Carolina would wind up just as bad as South Carolina! And they can't let that happen, can they?
According to TogetherNC, the results of proposed state budget cuts would include layoffs of teachers, police and firefighters as well as reductions in community health services, amongst other negative effects.

After a $2 billion drop in revenue since 2008, South Carolina is now projected to be $830 million short for the next fiscal year, resulting in the State Assembly scrambling to find additional programs to cut from funding. Layoffs of teachers, police and firefighters were already frequent in this period, too.

Included in South Carolina state government's proposed responses are additional teacher layoffs, mandatory furloughs of state employees and cuts to Medicaid.

If TogetherNC is successful in its goal of protecting the state budget, maybe Palmetto State residents could just move across the state line. At least North Carolina will be doing its job, and could give us some jobs, too.